Just like a husband !!!

  A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to
and he  thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to
approach her,    he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
 
 
 
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the
husband    could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her
hearing loss.
 
 
 
  Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40
feet away    from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see
if she hears  you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until
you get  a  response."
 
 
 
  That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
dinner, and he was  in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away,
let's see what    happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
dinner?"
 
 
 
  No response.
 
 
 
  So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30
feet from his    wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
 
 
  Still no response.
 
 
 
  Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20
feet from    his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
 
 
  Again he gets no response.
 
 
 
  So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet
away.
"Honey,    what's for dinner?" 


Again there is no response.
 
 
 
  So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for
dinner?"
 
 
 
  (I just love this)
 
 
 
  "Ralph , for the FIFTH Fuckin' time, CHICKEN!"