dont tell my mrs she's welsh

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough,

As the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough
to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want
to have any more
children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that
would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it,put
it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home,
lit a
banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the
beer
can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Sunderlandand
and anywhere in Wales.

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