04/23/2007

MIFFED!




Britain is feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
blitz in 1940    when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance."    The last time
the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the
great fire of London in 1666.


France announced yesterday that it has raised its    terror alert
level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in    France are
"Surrender" and "Collaborate."  The rise was precipitated by a    recent
fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing
the country's military capability.


Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing."  Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."


Germany has increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have
two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."


Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and
the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels


Spain are excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


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